Ok, this post may come as a shock to some people. I wasn't sure I was going to write about it, but I figured the world at large (or at least the few readers that actually still read this) would be curious about this issue.
So, most people may know that there is a new STAR WARS movie coming out at the end of this week: The CG-animated Clone Wars. And I've barely said anything about it.
For this who actually read this blog back then, before REVENGE OF THE SITH, I was blasting out posts every other minute, most of them glazed with giddy anticipation at the upcoming film. And I was truly excited about every aspect of it: the midnight toys, the midnight showing, seeing it again and again and again...
But for some reason, I'm finding myself...not as excited. In fact, I don't know that I'm excited at all. Curious is more like it. Now, I hope some of you were sitting down when you read this cos that was bound to be shocking, but I believe it had to be said.
I'm not really sure what's been going on. Maybe it's the fact that I feel like we've already done this before. There already *was* a Clone Wars animated series, done quite well, I may add. I just don't see that we need to see any more of it. Perhaps if this series was covering a different aspect of STAR WARS lore, I may be more into it, but retreading the same period of SW history, seems, well redundant. Not that The Clone Wars weren't cool, mind you, they're awesome, but it just all feels a bit, been there, done that.
Or maybe I'd be more excited if I was a little more sold on the animation. Apparently, they've been going for a "different" look for this type of animation. That different look, to me, looks like a video game. I'm sorry, but everything about it, smacks of a video game. When I see the characters talk, move, interact--it all looks like video game animation. Not that video game animation is bad, it should just belong in...a video game.
Another thing about this whole STAR WARS thing that has been bothering me for some time now, is the merchandising. There is something weird about being a STAR WARS fan, especially one who has grown up with the films as I have. You have a sense of obligation to buy stuff. Now, I will concede that most of the time it's been stuff I've *wanted* to buy, but lately, within the last year or so, I've found myself buying stuff just for the heck of it.
Case in point: I was in a post office several months ago. I was standing in a huge line and it was taking forever. On the wall, next to me, was a print of Yoda and underneath was an envelope with a STAR WARS stamp on it. It was a nicely matted 11x17 print. Nothing special. At first I picked it up and looked at it, thinking, "Oh, that's cool." and put it right back. I kept waiting in line, even moving forward. But something strange happened, I couldn't stop thinking about that print. My thought process was going something like this: "Maybe I should get that." "Why? You have a million things to put on the wall that is STAR WARS-related. You don't have enough room for it." "Yeah, but it has Yoda stamps on it." "So?" "But that's cool! And it's 'first-day-of-issue--that *has* to be worth something, right?!" "Whatever, they print a zillion of those, slap 'limited edition' on it, making it seem more limited, when it really isn't." "Yeah, but what if..." "What if--nothing. You don't *need* that. You're moving soon and you have enough stuff." "I guess you're right....BUT YODA STAMPS!!!!" "NO! You are stronger than this!! You are not buying that!"
Well, apparently, I'm not stronger than that, cos I stepped out of line, hurriedly grabbed it and bought it, feeling completely remorseful when I got back into the car. And you know what? It's still in the plastic, propped up against the wall on the floor. I'm not putting it on the wall; I don't even really like the artwork of Yoda that they used. I'm hoping to sell it on ebay soon.
*sigh*
I've also felt kind of gypped with the whole toy thing. For the past year, Hasbro has been glutting the pegs of the toy aisle with hundreds of figures. The problem is, half of the time, I can't tell if they're new or not. There have been several times when I've bought a figure, thinking it's a new sculpt, only to come home and find out it's just been repackaged, and I already own it. ARGH! So, as a result, my figure-buying has seriously dwindled down to almost nothing.
A major part of this has undoubtedly come from having just made a cross-country move. I'm a packrat, I love collecting things, but as soon as I have to pack and move, I want to disavow every possession I own. I start to loathe everything little thing that I just "had to have" previously. Even the really cool stuff that fits easily into tubs, like my action figures. So, I think I'm still reeling from the huge move and feeling bewildered at how much stuff/junk I've accumulated over time.
Just a few weeks ago, as is typical with STAR WARS, Toys R Us was having a midnight whoop-de-doo to release the toys for the new Clone Wars movie. Three years ago, I was all over that, and I was--Chris Knight and I had a blast going around to the various stores picking up stuff. Well this time around, I didn't go. A big reason was that this was the evening of my anniversary and I was NOT (and I know this is hard for some of you to believe) going to leave my wife at midnight and go purchase toys. NOT cool. I didn't even go early the next morning as soon as the store opened. I went two days later, just cos I was running other errands and happened to be right next to Toys R Us. I almost didn't go in, cos frankly I didn't feel like buying anything, but again, I felt obligated. Huh?
I went in, checked out the huge display, thought it was mildly cool, thumbed through the huge glut of figures overstuffing the pegs and walked out. And I didn't even feel the guilt I did in the post office months earlier.
Now, a week or so later, I did buy a Clone Wars-style Anakin at Target, and two days ago bought a Clone Wars-style Yoda at Target (again), but that's been it. I've been in both Borders and Barnes and Noble and walked past HUGE STAR WARS tables and displays overflowing with new books and whatnot, and didn't even blink.
I think I'm just tired. Or maybe it's just that at the time of REVENGE OF THE SITH, I had resigned myself that this was the end of an era and it wouldn't be happening again, enjoying it while it lasted. Only, it's happening again, over a movie that while I'm sure it's going to be entertaining, don't know that it's needed.
And that's the thing. Do we *need* an animated STAR WARS movie/series? especially about The Clone Wars? Maybe I'll get more excited about the live-action series that is supposed to take place in a time that we haven't heard about. But frankly, I just want George to move on.
There I said it.
George, it's time to move on from STAR WARS *and* Indiana Jones. Indy 4 was fun, but it was really pushing the good faith/nostalgic factor. Now, I hear him talking about Indy 5?!?! I read it, and my first thought was, ugh no. Leave it alone.
I still have complete faith in George as an idea man and storyteller. [My friend Phil has an excellent opinion that George Lucas is an amazing "idea" man, but terrible at executing it on his own. If only other people had been allowed to direct the prequels, they would've been amazing. And I tend to agree with him.] But I want to see him do something else. Apparently, he's had all of these other ideas for TV series and films that have nothing to do with projects he started in the late 70's, early 80's. Let's see them! He's supposedly been more of an avant-garde filmmaker who just happened to make a mainstream sci-fi that struck at the right place at the right time. Let's see those artsy films that you claim "no one will want to see".
Well, some of you are probably shocked to your foundations right now and never thought you'd hear these words coming out DL's mouth, but it has been brewing for a while. And it really needed to be said.
Now, I have plans to go see The Clone Wars on opening day (there's no midnight showing in my area), and who knows? Maybe it will blow me away. But I'm going in with extremely low expectations based on everything I've seen. I keep seeing commercials for it during the Olympics and instead of feeling exhilarated and my blood pressure skyrocketing (like it did for the last couple of films), I just feel blah. We'll see if that continues once I see the film, but I'm not counting on it.
Maybe I'm just in a SW slump. I don't hate Star Wars or anything. I'm just tired and not thrilled about the new stuff that's coming out. I really do think it's time for George to let it go. Cos you know, holding on to stuff can just lead to the Dark Side. Look what happened to Anakin, Georgie!
Thoughts?